CELLULAR CESSATION TRANSDERMEL SYSTEM The Only Way to Patch-up Your Life and Deal with Your Cellular Hang-ups
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What is Cell-R-Derm? It's a transdermel patch you (might)wear - like the kind to help you stop smoking... this one (might) help you to quit obsessive, excessive cellphone use. If you don't need it, we're sure you know someone who does... read on!
The manufacturer of Cell-R-Derm (CRD) announced that it has offered to provide President Obama with a lifetime supply of CRD patches in an effort to avert further quacking incidents... STORY
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Cell-R-Derm "LV" heats things up with new vibration technology... you just might get off putting on the patch... STORY
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CRD Scientists probe into more ways to reuse, used CRD patches - could this be the end of those little yellow sticky notes? Dr. Less Taulkin thinks so... STORY
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Thermal imaging reveals conclusively that cellphone over-use in public (both calling and texting) is scientifically, annoying behavior ... STORY
Man with annoying behavior
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Department of Motors&Vehicles have completed their 23-year study of driving habits. The study indicates that drivers are 71.3% more likely to have an accident when not looking at the road... STORY
WE CAN HELP 24/7- Details of the Cell-R-Derm Support Group included with product.
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TRENDSETTERS / Hollywood / Bowties, once considered passé are making a comeback in Hollywood. What started as a practical disguise for CRD patches applied in the neck
area has ignited a fashion craze. Hickies, a boutique on Sunset Blvd., say they can't keep them in stock, "since Brad started wearing one in Kenya, we've been flogged", said shop-owner, Kara De Cellon., "People are calling them cellbows", she said. CELLBOW MANIA STORY
Here is your chance to....
REPORT OBNOXIOUS TENDENCIES - Go ahead...ROT!
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1. WATCH In the Bathroom
2. WATCH on the Tennis Court
3. WATCH In the Bedroom
CRD Goes Green - Introducing our Patch Exchange Program™. And check out the 60MPG Patch-Pick'n Priusuck... MORE
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